The heads up from this came from Lainey Gossip – Miley Cyrus’s ten-year-old Noah Cyrus “performing” another completely inappropriate song – Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”. At least it’s not Akon’s “Smack That” and at least Noah’s not smacking her own butt and popping her hip as she performs every lyric to the camera. So… it’s not as bad as before. But there are still some hip-pops in this video, as well as some “acting” for the camera that is just… beyond appropriate. She just turned ten years old, by the way. Just last week. Perhaps this was her birthday present from her parents? The opportunity to perform for the camera yet again? Actually, I doubt it. My guess is that her tenth-birthday present from Billy Ray was some shiny new hooker-wear boots, or perhaps a jaunty new dominatrix “costume”.
I have no idea who the guy is, by the way. It’s not Noah and Miley’s big (half) brother Trace, because I would recognize that Joey Ramone looking boy anywhere. Oh, maybe it’s their brother Braison, who is 15 years old and looks about right for this. I had no idea there was a brother named Braison, and now I’m wondering how they came up with that name. It sounds like “You wanna Brais’on ribs before we git ’em on the grill?” Anyway…
If the kid is Noah’s brother, maybe it’s not terribly inappropriate…? It looks like this was something they rehearsed for a while, and God knows her brother is probably looking for things to keep this little girl occupied while he’s stuck babysitting. This family…
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